What do Britney, Celine, and I have in common? Well, nothing, except that our photos all appear in this particular issue of PEOPLE Magazine where A Reunion of Ghosts is the book of the week. I’d say thanks a million, but given PEOPLE’s readership of 46.6 million, that would probably seem meager. So just a big thank you for this honor. And another heartfelt thanks for including me in an issue that does not have a Kardashian on the cover.